Interesting Facts about Aardvarks

Aardvarks like to watch sport in the mornings and news in the evenings. The weirdos.

Aardvarks don't like the noets "%" syntax because they forget to add it.

The first Aardvark on the moon will be nicknamed Longnose Dave.

An Aardvark's favourite ice-cream will almost certainly be vanilla with banana chips.

Aardvarks don't know what banana chips are. You don't either.

That's an Aardvark! Right there!

Aardvarks are very upset that they were beaten to the front of the dictionary by "a", but they also have forgiving natures.

Cody has probably never seen an aardvark.

Aardvarks like to eat ants, especially when they're covered with honey.

Aardvarks make for better human wives than do, oh, let's say... rhinos.

Aardvarks don't usually have much money.